He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she told me i tasted like america
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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