Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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