quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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