Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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