Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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