Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My dick has a subreddit
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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