i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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