He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Randomize