I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Do plants get herpes?
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