i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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