I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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