it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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