She's JV to your varsity
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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