Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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