This girl is more easily done than said...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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