So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize