Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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