Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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