You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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