that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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