I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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