how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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