Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
third nipple confirmed
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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