Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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