so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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