I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm too high and old for this...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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