Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize