would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I got inside last night via doggy door
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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