I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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