STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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