youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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