i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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