For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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