That's when you crack a 10am beer
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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