i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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