He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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