You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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