she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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