normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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