Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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