i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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