Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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