he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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