Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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