Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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