Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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