Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
