she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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