Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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