Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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