I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Randomize
