sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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