did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
