You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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